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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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