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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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