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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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