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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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