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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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