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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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