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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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