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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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