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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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