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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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