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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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