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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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