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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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