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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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