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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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