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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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