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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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