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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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