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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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