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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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