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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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