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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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