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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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