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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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