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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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