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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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