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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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