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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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