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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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