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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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