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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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