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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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