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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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