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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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