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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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