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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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