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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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