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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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