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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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