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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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