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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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