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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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