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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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