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Pet death
My
aunt
Sybil
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Snort
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
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