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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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