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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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