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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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