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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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