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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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