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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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