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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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