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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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