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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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