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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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