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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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